Maybe you've suffered some self-esteem issues.  There's no quick fix to issues of self worth, introspection is not easy work.  That being said, there's nothing wrong with looking for shortcuts, particuliarly if the benefits accrue to us.



Well, It's not often that a product comes around and offers a  chance to take a shot at redeeming yourself so cheaply and easily.  Buy the Hack the Duck Mug When you buy a Hack the Duck Mug, three things happen all at once.  First, the EFF's freedom fighters are immediately dispatched around the globe to fight the enemies of freedom wherever they may hide.  Second, you will become part of an elite fraternity of Neuros Hackers sworn to defend one another from common foes. Nevermind that we have yet to identify any foes or actually swear such an allegiance, nor the fact that your being a part of this "frat" would imply that you have also somehow consented to this vague agreement.  Moving on, the third thing that happens is that the people in close proximity to you will show a renewed interest in you.  The third effect is not fully understood by experts (mainly because no experts have noticed it or cared to even spend a second thinking about it) but it is believed to stem from the added mystery surrounding you due to this new mug that they cannot make heads or tails of.



Anyway, these mugs are available in very limited quantities (first true statement in this otherwise preposterous post) and are $10 with free postage.  The $10 goes to the EFF.   These mugs are the product of derobert and Thom Chiaramonte's work, which in retrospect is what this post should have been about, but I've already wasted a lot more time on this than I should have, so this is what you're getting.